"AI Is My Spirit Animal. Cold. Efficient. Emotionally Unavailable." – Unisex T-Shirt It doesn’t need sleep. It doesn’t need love. It definitely doesn’t return your texts. This tee is for anyone who thrives on logic, low empathy, and a well-structured to-do list. Sleek, soft, and disconnected in all the right ways. Deploy this tee before someone expects you to catch feelings.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
