"I Don’t Believe AI Will Take Over… But I Also Didn’t Believe a Vacuum Could Follow Me Around Like a Needy Pet." – Unisex T-Shirt First it cleaned your floors. Next? Your soul. This tee is for anyone side-eyeing their smart home while pretending everything’s totally fine. Soft, clever, and just the right amount of suspicious. Snag this tee before your vacuum starts asking for emotional validation.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
