If I Got Paid For Every Useless Notification, I'd Be a Billionaire With Anxiety. Unisex Tee

"If I Got Paid for Every Useless Notification, I’d Be a Billionaire with Anxiety."
Still broke. Still buzzing. Still spiraling.
Rock this tee as a badge of honor for surviving alerts about Karen’s lunch and apps you forgot you downloaded.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz./yd.² (186 g/m²)
• DryBlend® moisture-management fabric
• Modern classic fit
• Rib collar in classic width
• Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
• Tear-away label for 0 chafing
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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