Me Every Time I Update My Code at 3 AM. Unisex t-shirt

Stable by day. Chaotic by night.
This tee captures that magical moment when your logical brain clocks out, and your 3AM instincts decide to roll the dice on a “new experimental algorithm with no safeguards.” Featuring two very concerned robots and one glitchy digital goddess, this shirt is perfect for coders who know the thrill—and horror—of late-night debugging. Stylish, soft, and dangerously relatable.

⚠️ Limited stock — update your wardrobe before it crashes.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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