Don't Worry, The AI Only Judges Silently Unisex Tee

"Don’t Worry, The AI Only Judges Silently" – Unisex T-Shirt
It sees your browser history. It knows your snack habits. But it’s very professional about it.
This tee is for anyone who’s a little too aware their smart assistant is silently keeping receipts. Soft, comfortable, and perfectly paranoid.
Snag this tee before the algorithm adds it to your “self-awareness” folder.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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