AI Humor Tees
Real Programmers Count From Zero. Unisex Tee
Real Programmers Count From Zero. Unisex Tee
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"Real Programmers Count From Zero." – Unisex T-Shirt
Arrays. Ego. Debug logs. All start at 0.
This tee is for anyone who lives by the code, breathes semicolons, and corrects people politely when they start counting at one. Soft, smart, and zero-based perfection.
Grab this tee before someone off-by-ones their way into your closet.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Our T-shirts may contain misplaced commas or rogue periods. It’s not a mistake— Even our mockups may be a little off, it’s just AI proving it’s still smarter than most humans.
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
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