Running on Caffeine, Chaos, and a Questionable AI Playlist.
Welcome to the soundtrack of your life—curated by an algorithm that thinks "Eye of the Tiger" pairs well with Gregorian chants. This unisex tee is for those powering through their day on jittery coffee, unpredictable energy, and whatever their smart assistant thinks is a vibe.
🎵 Add to cart before the playlist drops “Baby Shark” again.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
