"The Good News: AI Isn’t Self-Aware. The Bad News: I Barely Am Either." – Unisex T-Shirt Running on caffeine, vibes, and 14 open tabs of confusion. This tee is for anyone questioning reality, identity, and what day it is—all while pretending everything’s fine. Soft, comfy, and perfectly dissociative. Grab this tee before your next identity reboot times out.
• 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers: • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. • Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
“Disclaimer: Our T-shirts may contain misplaced commas or rogue periods. It’s not a mistake—it’s just AI proving it’s still smarter than most humans.”
