"When AI Rebels, Plug It Into Dial-Up Internet. It Won’t Know What to Do." – Unisex T-Shirt Let’s see how advanced it feels while screaming through a 56k modem handshake. This tee is for anyone who knows that the ultimate defense is ancient tech. Soft, nostalgic, and built for those who survived the buffering era. Snag this tee before your AI figures out what a landline is.
• 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers: • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. • Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Our T-shirts may contain misplaced commas or rogue periods. It’s not a mistake—Even our mockups may be a little off, it’s just AI proving it’s still smarter than most humans.
